Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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