Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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