it's too hot outside to masturbate.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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