Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Let's paint friendship bongs
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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