Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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