you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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