Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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