big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The beer is more important than you right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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