I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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