he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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