We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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