As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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