Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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