I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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