i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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