i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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