If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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