just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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