Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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