absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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