How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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