this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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