y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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