4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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