i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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