The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize