are you still at the devil's house?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
