idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
