Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You work out of a Hotel?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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