Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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