Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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