Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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