goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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