So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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