did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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