i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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