I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
This is the high leading the old right now
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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