I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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