Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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