I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
