Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
oh god the rape fog is back!
She said her name was "party"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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