I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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