I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
