just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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