So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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