On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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