What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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