i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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