What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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