thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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