I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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