And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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