Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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