STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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