Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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