Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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