I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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