If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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